I have decided to Write a CHILDREN’S BOOK, combining my interests in Educating The Children, Being A Single Father, A Book For Your Heirs, Raising kids up right, instilling them with good values, teaching them good lessons, winning minds AND hearts.
MY NEW CHILDREN’S STORY
Bobby was a little boy about 6 years old but maybe 5 or 7 too. He lived at home with his Mommy and Daddy and he was a Happy Boy and they were a Happy Family. [oh jeezum crow]. Bobby’s Parents Home Schooled him and taught him lots of fun math and science. He got to play with other boys and girls too, his family weren’t complete nutcases. Bobby noticed that the girls and the boys liked to play in different ways. Generally. One of the girls was a Tomboy and liked to play with the boys. And once in a while Bobby would go play house with the girls and he would play the daddy. After about 10 minutes he found that was too funny though. “You’ll understand it when you get a little older” said both his Dad and Mom.
Bobby’s Dad worked Hard on the Oil Rig and sometimes Bobby wouldn’t see him for a few weeks at a time. But every night Bobby and his older brother (age 8) and younger sister (age 4) would gather round with their Mom and they would do a Skype Talk with Dad, and they looked forward to seeing his big red smiling bearded face, and were very thankful when he did come home. It wasn’t that bad. It’s not like he was gone for a year at a time. Ever 20 days or so, he would come home for 10 days and they would have a great time. Dad would join Mom in the Home Schooling and also teach some of his own lessons, like Shooting and Guns and Martial Arts and Weight Lifting and Camping and Hunting and Wood Working and Welding and Electrical and Plumbing and HVAC and Engine Repair. The kids couldn’t believe how much their Dad knew about everything. Their Mom was pretty smart too.
[heh. yeah I just started writing that right now. ruff draft son. hell no i don’t know where it’s going. hell no it’s not supposed to be “good.” but it is supposed to be easily understandable and teach Good Virtues and Values and Lessons! ]
[Heh maybe I should just read Bill Bennett’s Book Of Virtues. Hope he’s not a Ziocon. MY Story will NOT be Ziocon!]
[I might change the boys name from bobby. although it’s a good name and I might not! did not want to name him something like adolf or sth. and since I’m a big softie, the only racial implications in this nonviolent story will be that races are different, won’t be showing a bunch of Ooga Booga SpearChuckin Chongo-Molongo Mandingo Tar-Skinned Baboon Black Groids, or hooknosed shylocks drinking the blood of goybabies.]
If you like Franks Red Hot Sauce, then I also recommend Franks EXTRA-HOT Hot Sauce. The company’s probably owned by antiwhites but in this case I’ll still enjoy the Hot Sauce, hahahaha. I suppose the best thing would be to make my own but I am way too lazy. And I am Prescient to know no one cares!
SPERM BURPIN GUTTER SLVT is a GREAT Insult to use on Modern Wimmin. If you are pressed for time, SPERM BURPER is perfectly acceptable too. f00kin Sperm Burperz.
briefly tried researching who invented the term “sperm burping gutter slvt” nothing conclusive.
THE AVERAGE WIMMIN IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO HAVE HAD SEX WITH 3 GUYS AT THE SAME TIME, THAN THE AVERAGE GUY IS TO HAVE HAD SEX WITH 3 WIMMINZ AT THE SAME TIME.
THINK ABOUT THAT!!!