LOL by LISA AZUELOS

Think that was her name. Big Dykey French lady, she seemed nice and smart though. I actually get along with Dykes – outside of the Marxism and Feminism – just because they’re smarter than the average wimminz. I was expected a total decadent debauch, I just wanted to roll around in it like a PIG. The box’n’blurb showed Miley Cyrus dressed seductively and talked about “seriously wild oats” and “rampant hook-upz” “for the social media generation.” I was surprised at how TAME it was. There was BARELY ANY hooking up. Miley was a VIRGIN until halfway through (SPOIL, hahaha.) The most interesting part was seeing The Trans-Generational Hamster: Miley’s Mom was Demi Moore, Krazy Kougar Extraordinaire, and nobody has fatherz unless it’s the Douchebag Corporate Tryhard Father who’s crushing his son’s dreamz of being a Musician and threatening to send him off to military skool unless he Gets his grades up. All the boys are emo faggots, but tall, handsome, popular emo faggots who each get tail on the reg from Miley or her Beautiful Prime-Of-Youth Franz. Here, they get Actually Teenz to play the Teenz, which was nice. The blond one is especially beautiful, worth watching just to look at her: kinda “Blake Lively” looking but younger and less Whorish-looking. Ashley Hinshaw or something might have been the actress’s name, she’s def one to watch. PRIME of youth. Though she wants to get her Cherry Ripped To Shredz by her Handsome Young Maths Teacher, she’s the one girl in the movie that gives it up to the One Nerdy Beta Boy Who Isn’t The Handsome Sexy Tall Kid In A Band. Although he is a self-confident Nerd and not fat, so that helps hahaha.

So Demi’s hit the wall many years ago, but still thinks she deserves it all, and the x-husband, who she just got divorced from less than a year ago and doesn’t seem like an Abusive Brute Or a Timid, Meek Beta, rather the satisfyingly masculine Thomas Jane, for no good or even stated reason – she was probably not haaaaaappy and he was prob cheating, as it’s hinted he likes “sluts” – so she continues to sneak around with x-hubby, while not knowing what she wants of course, and not knowing what to tell her daughter because she herself is an AdultTeenGurl, and the Sexy Latino Cop breezes into her life, very confident and alpha and non-supplicating, you know immediately that she wants him, she of course makes all kinds of anti-cop remarks not knowing he’s a cop, you wonder why he doesn’t bang her right then and there, well because she’s a disgracefully aging cougar of course, with a Prime Of Youth Teen Daughter. Don’t worry, he bangs her after one date. And all of Demi’s Franz are likewise Cougarz like Gina Gershon and they sit around the table and smoke WEED and talk about their x-husbands and how “oh, maybe men and women are different, and we women like to have an emotional attachment to the guy who’s banging us”

Yet the movie doesn’t have the same nauseating smug tone as “Sex and the City” because it spends more time on the Teenz, and does effectively create a happy, bubbly, rose-coloured nostalgia around them, where nothing is too serious, nobody gets hurt, and the teenz are not nearly as promiscuous as you think they’d be. Innocent. And this light tone does rub off on the adults too, like oh those silly adults, why don’t they just grow up. YES, Fatherlessness and Divorce Theft and Cougar Hamstering are pretty serious examples of Decadence, but somehow it’s not too offensive that this movie doesn’t take them that seriously. I’m still trying to figure out why I didn’t dislike the movie nearly as much as I was expecting. It comes back to the Innocent Nonserious Happy Teens living in a Bourgeois Bubble, I think. You want their carefree, worry-free life where everyone is beautiful, young, rich, in Luv, and getting laid.

And it was a well-made movie, they must have actually TRYHARDED with the script like more movies SHOULD*. Good pacing, even “Good” characters despite their decadence. There was good “INTERNAL CONSISTENCY” and believability. I give it a Straight Up B! But God Forbid these Girls turn into their Horrible Mothers! Although they most certainly will hahaha. Yes I know it’s Just A Fantasy Movie. And there should have been More Shame dumped on the Shameful Cougars, more of a Cautionary Tale for the Kidz. But I think the Big Selling Point was that the movie was Effective Escapism, so you can escape from your bleak Loser Reality into this Carefree World like I said 7 lines above. Now you can arguable Escapism is inherently bad, taking the blue pill, ostrich with head in the sand, etc, but I argue as long as you know what it is, it’s ok to escape into a stupid MOVIE for 90 minutes.

http://mindweaponsinragnarok.wordpress.com/2012/11/15/movie-review-the-tollbooth-2004/
Mindweapon does a good movie review of a movie “The Toolbooth” By Jews FOR Jews, rather than the usual “By Jews, for goysiche consumption.” Haven’t seen the movie myself, might have to give it a spin hahaha. So here’s another trackback for ya hahaha. MW and I share a MacDonaldian Concern about The Jewish Mindwar, and Jewish Brainwashing. If you don’t like my ANTI-SEMITIC TALK, you can go elsewhere. Besides I like those 5 Jews I mentioned earlier. Also, in the PRIME OF YOUTH, Jewish Girls are almost as hot as White Girls, hahaha. Full Disclosure: I AM a Race Traitor for Prime Of Youth Jewish Girls. It’s 80% to do with them being PRIME OF YOUTH and 20% them looking white, but NOT BEING white; being at best “exotic and different but not dark skinned” and at worst “CYLONS who live secretly among us and want to destroy us.”

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